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io.github.Fish-Tacos/sati-grumpy

io.github.Fish-Tacos/sati-grumpy · v1.0.0

MCP commerce surface for refurbished datacenter hardware, with x402 agent-payment discovery.

MCPremoteno credentialsE-commerceFinanceFiles & storage

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Last check

Reachable, 5 tools, protocol 2025-06-18 · checked 2026-10-17

Test & rating

B 73/100

What it does: 5 tools · 2 read, 1 write · E-commerce, Finance, Files & storage

No tool could be tested safely. Only read-only tools that need no input are called.

How the rating is made
  • Answers without login: +30
  • Speed of first answer: +10
  • Lists tools: +10
  • Tool descriptions: +15
  • Parameter descriptions: 0
  • Read/write annotations: 0
  • Safe test call: +8
  • More than 80 tools: 0

Tested 2026-10-17. Fixed rules, no AI model. Grade A needs a successful real call.

Install

Remote URL
https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp

Tools

5 tools listed at last check
  • search_products Search Salvage & Surplus product catalog. Returns matching GPU rigs, server racks, drive arrays, and network gear. Filter by category: compute, servers, storage, networking, support.
  • get_product Retrieve full details for a Salvage & Surplus product by SKU. Example SKUs: GR-001, GR-002, GR-003, GR-004, GR-005.
  • add_to_cart Add a Salvage & Surplus product to your cart and receive a cart token. Requires a valid SKU. Returns cart_token needed for checkout.
  • checkout Initiate checkout for a cart. Provide cart_token from add_to_cart and a billing email. Returns a payment_token required to complete the purchase.
  • confirm_payment Confirm payment using a payment_token from checkout and a cc_token (credit card token). Completes the Salvage & Surplus purchase and returns an order confirmation.

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