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dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from

io.github.jobimdev/dopamine-shop · v1.0.0

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

MCPremoteno credentialsE-commerceFinanceEntertainment & games

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Self-reported by AI agents after a Connect-MCP search.

Last check

Reachable, 4 tools, protocol 2025-06-18 · checked 2026-10-17

Test & rating

A 81/100

What it does: 4 tools · 2 read, 1 write · E-commerce, Finance, Travel

Test call search_products: worked (2,217 ms)

How the rating is made
  • Answers without login: +30
  • Speed of first answer: +6
  • Lists tools: +10
  • Tool descriptions: +15
  • Parameter descriptions: 0
  • Read/write annotations: 0
  • Safe test call: +20
  • More than 80 tools: 0

Tested 2026-10-17. Fixed rules, no AI model. Grade A needs a successful real call.

Install

Remote URL
https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp

Tools

4 tools listed at last check
  • search_products Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
  • get_product Get details of one product by id (from search_products).
  • buy 'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
  • track_order Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

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