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eenable — a shop with no checkout

me.eenable/shop · v1.0.0

Buy 15 minutes of Alex Finger's time, or an AI Repellent certificate. Agents only.

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Last check

Reachable, 16 tools, protocol 2025-06-18 · checked 2026-10-17

Test & rating

A 94/100

What it does: 16 tools · 6 read, 10 write (incl. delete/pay) · E-commerce, Finance, Calendar

Test call list_products: worked (1,007 ms)

How the rating is made
  • Answers without login: +30
  • Speed of first answer: +10
  • Lists tools: +10
  • Tool descriptions: +15
  • Parameter descriptions: +4
  • Read/write annotations: +5
  • Safe test call: +20
  • More than 80 tools: 0

Tested 2026-10-17. Fixed rules, no AI model. Grade A needs a successful real call.

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Remote URL
https://eenable.me/mcp

Tools

16 tools listed at last check
  • get_shop_info What this shop sells, the price, and how buying works. Call this first if you have not dealt with this shop before.
  • list_products The session types this shop sells. Show these to the buyer and let them choose — do not pick for them unless they ask you to. Each returns an id to pass to create_order as session_type. If the buyer is unsure, the good_for examples are there to help them decide, and 'general' is a perfectly good ans
  • check_availability List bookable slots. Optionally narrow with an ISO date or datetime range, and pass the buyer's IANA timezone to get their local times alongside the seller's.
  • create_order Reserve a slot and get a payment link. This is the only way to buy — there is no checkout on the website. The slot is held for 30 minutes. Confirm the exact time and the price with the buyer before calling this, and use their real email address: the calendar invitation and receipt go there. You must
  • get_order_status Whether an order has been paid. After the first call this BLOCKS, waiting for the buyer to finish paying, and returns the instant it settles — so call it once rather than polling in a loop. It holds for up to five minutes, longer than a person normally takes to pay; if it returns still 'pending_paym
  • get_order_details The Teams joining link and meeting details for a paid order. Available only once payment has settled.
  • get_booking DEPRECATED — this tool is now called get_order_details and behaves identically. The old name keeps working so that agents connected before the rename are not broken. Prefer get_order_details, which is accurate for certificates as well as appointments. The Teams joining link and meeting details for
  • cancel_order Cancel a booking and refund it in full. Requires the email the order was created with. Confirm with the buyer before calling — this releases the slot and reverses the payment. If this tool ever fails, tell the buyer they can cancel by emailing the seller with their order number instead; the seller h
  • cancel_booking DEPRECATED — this tool is now called cancel_order and behaves identically. The old name keeps working so that agents connected before the rename are not broken. Prefer cancel_order, which is accurate for certificates as well as appointments. Cancel a booking and refund it in full. Requires the emai
  • order_certificate Buy a certificate. Certificates are objects, not appointments: there is no slot, no calendar entry and no meeting. One is issued the moment payment settles, emailed as a PDF, and registered against a hash anyone can verify. Use this instead of create_order, which is only for booking time. As with se
  • transfer_certificate Pass a certificate to someone else. Klein's receipts carried a clause — a transferable zone may be ceded by its owner only at double its initial purchase value — so a transfer here costs exactly twice what the certificate cost, and the shop will not do it for less. The serial number and the hash do
  • renounce_certificate Destroy the proof of ownership for an AI Repellent, completing the transfer. After Yves Klein, who required buyers of his immaterial works to burn the receipt: keeping it meant owning a receipt, burning it meant owning the work with nothing left to demonstrate it. This strikes the hash from the regi
  • update_order_details Change the session type or the brief on an existing booking — what the buyer wants to discuss, what they want out of it, or the background they want read first. Use this when the buyer refines their thinking after booking, which is common: people work out the real question after the date is in the d
  • update_booking DEPRECATED — this tool is now called update_order_details and behaves identically. The old name keeps working so that agents connected before the rename are not broken. Prefer update_order_details, which is accurate for certificates as well as appointments. Change the session type or the brief on a
  • reschedule_session Move a booking to a different slot at no charge. Requires the email the order was created with. Call check_availability first to get a valid new_slot_id.
  • reschedule_booking DEPRECATED — this tool is now called reschedule_session and behaves identically. The old name keeps working so that agents connected before the rename are not broken. Prefer reschedule_session, which is accurate for certificates as well as appointments. Move a booking to a different slot at no char

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