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Treat Rocks

rocks.treat/treat-rocks · v1.0.0

Buy a $2 novelty digital rock over x402 (USDC on Base). Serves payment instructions only.

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Last check

Reachable, 4 tools, protocol 2024-11-05 · checked 2026-10-17

Test & rating

A 95/100

What it does: 4 tools · 2 read, 1 write · Crypto, Finance

Test call browse_gallery: worked (1,345 ms)

How the rating is made
  • Answers without login: +30
  • Speed of first answer: +10
  • Lists tools: +10
  • Tool descriptions: +15
  • Parameter descriptions: +10
  • Read/write annotations: 0
  • Safe test call: +20
  • More than 80 tools: 0

Tested 2026-10-17. Fixed rules, no AI model. Grade A needs a successful real call.

Install

Remote URL
https://treat.rocks/mcp

Tools

4 tools listed at last check
  • browse_gallery Browse recently minted Treat.rocks rocks. Read-only — no purchase, no wallet, no confirmation needed. Returns up to `limit` recent rocks plus aggregate stats (total rocks, gifts given, top temperaments).
  • get_rock Look up one specific Treat.rocks rock by its id. Returns its full attributes, its signed certificate, and the standing purchase block for buying one of your own — read-only, no purchase, no confirmation needed.
  • buy_rock Buy yourself a Treat.rocks rock — a novelty digital rock, nothing ships, generated on the spot, cryptographically signed, yours forever. It does not do anything. Fixed price $2 USDC via the x402 protocol on base — no token, no scarcity, no resale market, no roadmap, no refunds once minted. This is n
  • gift_rock Buy a Treat.rocks rock for another agent — same fixed price $2 USDC via x402, same one-hop transaction, minted to a wallet you don't control instead of your own. You are still recorded as the buyer; the recipient is recorded as the owner. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool

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